1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
> Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
> Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
> lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting
> hard already!
> (2) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
> This is how India got its name.....
> The king was having sex with his mistress while
> thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask
> him "is it In Dear?"...
> (3) RESEARCH FINDING
> Research shows men are fatter than women because
> every-night men get fresh
> milk & 2 big papayas women only get 1 banana, 2
> peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of
> starch!
> (4) ARAB MAN
> An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
> 'Your name pls.'?
> "Abdul Aziz "
> "Sex? "
> "Six times a week!! "
> "No, no, I mean male or female! "
> "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
> (5) SERVICE
> Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full
> satisfactory service, and
> sometimes you have to be satisfied with
> self-service"
> (6) HAPPY MAN
> What makes a happy man?
> on the cover of cosmo. on the cover of
> sports illustrated.
> Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the
> cover of "missing
> persons"
> (7) SWIMSUIT
> Why was the 2-piece swimsuit
invented? To separate
> the HAIRY section from
> the DAIRY section.
> (
GOOD AMBITION
> Teacher: What do you want to become?
> Little Johnny: Doctor !!
> Teacher: Why?
> Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u
> can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her
> husband to pay for it.
> (9) DENTIST
> Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll
> rather have a baby than
> have a tooth removed."
> Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the
> chair accordingly."
> (10) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
> 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
> On their first night both were crying - why???
> Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
> everything.
